Transformers activate!

So Shane and I finally saw Transformers.

First of all, this movie made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Both Shane and I agree it was totally messed up. Whoever wrote it must have been on some type of drug. I have no idea how the hideous script and storyline were accepted.

Probably because the visuals were stunning and they figured the story didn't matter as long as the robots and cars were awesome and Megan Fox was hardly wearing any clothes.

Neither Shane nor I can figure out why so many people think Megan Fox is hot. She has big empty "I'm dumb" looking eyes and looks completely fake. The only thing we can figure is that people like her because she dresses like a stripper. Seriously, google search her images... there is not a single shot of her not looking like a tramp.

There was a blonde girl with a supporting role in the movie who was much more attractive and actually wore clothes. Why is no one talking about her?

I gotta say though, Shia Labuff or whatever his name is surprised me. He seem to be insanely annoying and depressed. Since Even Stevens on the Disney Channel, I have not seen that dude smile. But I think besides the amazing visuals, his character was one of the only good things in Transformers.

I hope the sequal features more of him, blondie, and special FX, and a lot less of Megan Fox and INSANELY crappy storylines.